Early in my pharmacy career, before I graduated and sat for my boards, I decided I would follow the hospital practice track. I had worked in a very successful independent pharmacy while a student, but institutional practice beckoned to me. Now, just about twenty-five years after getting my degree and license, I am contemplating why I feel I made the right choice.
1) I don't have to worry about getting robbed at gunpoint.
2) No one asks me where the motor oil, sunglasses, Christmas cards or Sham-Wows are.
3) I'm not asked to fix electric razors or sell lottery tickets.
4) My workplace doesn't sell tobacco products or liquor. No conflict of interest.
5) I get to sit down.
6) My lunches are covered, and I can take timely bathroom breaks.
7) I have many knowledgeable pharmacist colleagues on site and at my disposal if I need to kick something around.
8) I am generally viewed as a learned member of a team of health professionals, not a speed bump in someone's discount palace pilgrimage or an unappreciated arbiter of prescription benefits.
9) I won't be inundated by waves of middle-aged, unemployed men armed with coupons for free Viagra.
10) I don't have to find a relief pharmacist so I can take a day off or a *gasp* vacation.
11) No smarmy drug reps dropping in. Well, they still drop in, they just can't get to me without going through our front office people. Good luck with that, Buffy.
12) No aisles full of sketchy herbal remedies and weight loss products.
13) No Muzak.
14) No Muzak.
15) Still no Muzak.
16) That was snarky. I'll try to be better. OK, I enjoy the kind of dialogue you can have with a physician after years of working side by side and carefully building a professional relationship based on mutual respect and deference. I imagine some of my retail comrades experience this if their store is inside a clinic or in a medical building. I hope so.
17) No cash registers.
18) No contact with damp/dirty/blood-stained/altered/forged prescriptions.
19) Daily opportunities to directly improve patient outcome by making major clinical interventions.
20) And last but probably the best: No screaming, snot-nosed children.
The downside? The fact there is a third shift and I am required to cover it once in a while. And there are the times the pneumatic tube system delivers blood, urine or stool samples to the pharmacy instead of the lab. I sure do dislike those steamers.